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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Finally!

7/8/2023 11:24:48 PM

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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger LS Rashguard

Please sell a soap

5/2/2023 9:13:07 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

I came here from the email notification I got from BJJHQ. Sometimes I check it. Tonight I checked it. Saw the item and closed the tab. Had a spark go off in my head. Reopened the tab. Clicked the link. Checked the comments. Yeah, I knew I could count on you guys. Good shit, bros.

3/27/2023 11:29:06 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

all the xl sizes are sold out what does this say about us?

t. already bought it last time

12/4/2022 1:53:29 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

My mom told me that these are satanic and won't let me buy them :(

9/26/2022 11:30:55 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Not dongs

9/8/2022 11:34:54 PM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

I gave dongs 999 updoots .TAKE MY ENERGY. Also this backpack was cool until I saw the panda print on the inside, who do you think I am, Tony Hawk?
- Gordon Ryan
-ThatsMyHorse

8/12/2022 11:59:25 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

Hello,

Please call me whenever half sumo drops.

Thanks,
Gordon Ryan
(512) 580-4552

8/7/2022 2:29:37 AM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

If "kick me" were a rash guard

7/28/2022 11:02:20 PM

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Tatami Standard Charcoal T-Shirt

C-spec dongs when?

7/23/2022 12:27:10 AM

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FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green

I have some other shorts from Fuji that I bought last month and those hoes comfy as hell, no velcro fr fr no cap bussin on god on god. Feel free to smack me at any time. But I bought these hoes too.

6/14/2022 11:51:03 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

Oh my god I've been checking this fucking website for like a straight month waiting for this drop and I missed it. FUCK.

6/14/2022 9:45:56 PM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

Since when did Jason Segel start training BJJ?

5/20/2022 10:46:05 AM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

Please call me when the half sumo hoodie drops, I don't want to miss it. My number is (512) 370-9571 thanks
Love, Gordon Ryan

5/17/2022 11:35:36 PM

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Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White

Sexy gi but not for thee

5/12/2022 11:51:44 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

I have the kitsune cursive lite which is a 300 gsm stone pearl weave jacket, it never shrunk to my liking. It would be my favorite gi otherwise, alas it is ever so slightly too big.

5/11/2022 11:49:36 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard

Those are stars you himbos

3/27/2022 5:53:14 PM

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Kitsune "Box V2" T-Shirt

Kitsune just slaps traditional Japanese art on everything....... and I am here for it

8/2/2021 12:03:45 AM

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93brand "Gotham Inverted" BJJ Gi

If I needed a third black gi.......

7/6/2021 11:02:48 PM

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Half Sumo Red Yurei 2021 Edition Spats

FINE I BOUGHT THE ENTIRE SET ARE YOU HAPPY YET BJJHQ ? ARE YOU HAPPY? ?

7/5/2021 11:46:10 PM

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Half Sumo Red Yurei 2021 Edition Shorts

Oh half sumo san, tehe, noooo, stawp it! uwu

6/27/2021 11:41:28 PM

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Tatami Vengeance Joggers - Sand

Coincidentally, my last pair of these, light gray in color, were stained and ruined by SAND. Therefore I shall purchase these with enormous spite for the aforementioned SAND.

6/22/2021 11:38:41 PM

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Half Sumo "Red Yurei" 2021 edition Rashguard

I will buy it

6/15/2021 9:39:28 PM

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Tatami Rival Grappling Spats - Black & Camo

The 93 Strasse was the first gi I bought 5 years ago and I still use it. Used it tonight actually. I get compliments on it all the time too

6/5/2021 12:20:14 AM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

MIGHTY TEMPTING

5/17/2021 11:35:27 PM

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Kitsune Cursive LITE - White Jiu Jitsu Gi

I really fw this gi, might have to get it if there's a next go around

3/18/2021 7:15:24 PM

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Kitsune Cursive LITE - White Jiu Jitsu Gi

I really fw this gi, but I just bought the hooks v4 last week. Maybe next time!

3/18/2021 7:09:41 PM

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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Blue

They apparently sell white, black, and gray colors as well for $55. More of a sandal guy but these are pretty reasonably priced too, compared to some $80 bullsh I found cursory google.

4/16/2021 1:25:14 AM

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Inverted Gear Old School Gi - White

He means that traditional gi jiu jitsu will die out, not just judo style (old skool) gis. Shall no one save the battle pajamas from Danaher and his merry band of rash guardians? Woe to the vanquished!

5/19/2021 1:03:27 AM

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Tatami Rival Grappling Spats - Black & Camo

They shut down a few days ago yes

6/5/2021 2:11:19 AM

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Half Sumo Red Yurei 2021 Edition Spats

Rash guard was the first one they released ;(

7/6/2021 8:28:00 AM

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Scramble Base Rashguard - Tiger Camo

Yes

7/8/2021 11:26:01 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Tights - Green/Orange

I knew this reminded me of something

7/22/2021 11:23:47 PM

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93brand "Gotham" Short-Sleeve Rashguard

Either the 93 brand "light on the feet" or the inverted gear alpargatas

7/25/2021 1:48:47 AM

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Kitsune "Box V2" T-Shirt

What, you've been spilling your spaghetti-o's?

8/1/2021 11:59:39 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Nah, considering some of the designs I've seen on here, it's a step in the right direction.

4/8/2022 1:55:01 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

When you re-tie it, take a lighter to it and seal it better. Look up how to seal paracord on YouTube if you've never done that. I did that to my first gi and it hasn't come undone several years and countless washings now.

5/11/2022 11:45:14 AM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

Shut up and take my money

5/15/2022 6:57:47 PM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

I've had the gray one for at least a year or more now, I don't use it for BJJ, but I do use it pretty often as a go-bag. It's got a nice aesthetic and so far pretty durable

8/9/2023 11:26:10 PM

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